Most orders are processed within 1-3 *business days- business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Larger orders (50-500+ cards) take more time and usually ship within 3-7 business days. We do our best to get orders shipped out as quickly as possible, but please keep in mind we're a very small staff with lots of orders! :)
Please note that processing times are separate from shipping times:
First Class Mail- 2-5 business days
Priority Mail 1-3 business days
Please remember these are ESTIMATED delivery times and is in no way guaranteed by USPS or Debbie Draws Funny. Shipping times may be slower during busier seasons like Christmas/Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, and Mother's Day/Father's Day. Please plan accordingly.

It's not that I don't want to, but because this is a very small staff and we get lots of orders (including stocking up brick & mortar shops) I can no longer hand write personal messages and mail them directly to your loved ones. If you need it fast, you can always opt for Priority Mail shipping if time is of the essence!

Since all stationery is printed in bulk, I cannot make changes to artwork or text.

I do not create custom cards, but please tell me about your awesome ideas! I'm all ears :)
When I get a lot of requests to make the same thing (like the Trump birthday card) I listen! If it tickles my fancy, I'll add it to my ever growing list of card ideas. And maybe one day something along the lines of what you were looking for could end up in my shop and in retail stores!

I'm thrilled to offer wholesale and would love to work with you if you're an established shop that sells stationery products! If you're interested in stocking Debbie Draws Funny cards, please email me directly at Deb@DebbieDrawsFunny.com for a New Buyer WhoIesale Application.

In a word, we cannot be responsible for packages that go missing, but we don't want to leave you without a product that you paid for! The truth is, once we ship a package it is literally out of hands & the rest of the job is up to the USPS. On those rare occasions, here's what we do:
If a package is taking a really long time to arrive and the tracking shows that the package is "stuck" somewhere, the customer can choose to:
- Wait (super patiently!) for it to arrive. Please remember that delivery times are only estimates and not guaranteed by Debbie Draws Funny or USPS.
IF YOU NEED IT FAST:
- Message us & Reorder that same product and we'll ship it ASAP. Then return the originally ordered product when it shows up for a refund minus shipping.

Yes! You can take 25% OFF any order of 6 cards or more with the promo code: 25OFF

The short answer is no; I only sell physical greeting cards.

Several years ago, I sold a few digital files and, unfortunately, my artwork got into the wrong hands. It was reproduced without the original intent of the sale and then resold.
I hope this information helps you understand and appreciate why I do not sell digital files under any circumstances.