Aliens Are Real and So Is My Love For You - Funny Anniversary Card, Funny card for husband wife girlfriend boyfriend, card for him her

Name: Aliens Are Real and So Is My Love For You - Funny Anniversary Card, Funny card for husband wife girlfriend boyfriend, card for him her
Brand: DebbieDrawsFunny
SKU: 1625629936
Price: 6.50 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (3261 reviews)

DebbieDrawsFunny

Ships from Ohio

Arrives soon! Get it by May 3-8 if you order today

Returns & exchanges accepted

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You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Handmade
Ships from Ohio! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
Materials: paper, cardstock, artwork

"Roses are real, violets are blue, aliens are real and so is my love for you" (arrives blank inside)
I mean the government has all but confirmed the big eyed flying saucer riding dudes are real and I can't think of a more romantic way to express your love than to compare it to the realness of that.

FAQs:

WILL I GET MY ORDER BY VALENTINE'S DAY?

-I sure hope so! I ship as fast as humanly possible, but the rest is up to the United States Post Office!
------>ORDER DEADLINES ARE AS FOLLOWS FOR U.S. :
FEB. 6th for Standard First Class Mail 2-5 Business Days* Priority Mail 1-3 Business Days* estimated delivery time - Please note that these are estimated delivery times given by the USPS but NOT guaranteed by USPS
*Business days are Monday through Friday and exclude weekends and holidays
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THE DETAILS:

-Card arrives blank inside (we do not include personal messages)
-Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio
-A2 greeting cards printed on 100% recycled card stock
-Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes
-Each greeting card is packed in a *compostable* cello sleeve

SHIPPING INFO:

For U.S. Customers:

FREE STANDARD U.S. FIRST CLASS - ARRIVES IN 2-5 BUSINESS DAYs - NO TRACKING!
- This is the most cost effective shipping option and perfect for an order of 1 single card. Please note there is NO tracking and it will be mailed in an envelope much like mailing a stamped letter.

FIRST GROUND PACKAGE WITH TRACKING - ARRIVES IN 2-5 BUSINESS DAYS
- Awesome, affordable, super reliable, and most popular choice for orders of 1 or more cards that gives you peace of mind with tracking and ensures your cards will remain intact because it’s shipped in a protective mailer.
PRIORITY MAIL - ARRIVES IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS
- Need it in the next couple days? This is the option for you! Faster shipping with tracking and arrives packaged in a rigid mailer inside a Priority Mail flat rate envelope or flat rate box depending on size of your order.

For International Orders:

STANDARD USPS INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS MAIL LETTER - ARRIVES IN 6-10 BUSINESS DAYS (no tracking, non-rigid mailer)
- This is the most cost effective shipping option and perfect for an order of 1 single card. Please note there is NO tracking and it will be mailed in a non-rigid poly mailer. If you order more than 1 card and choose this shipping method each card will be shipped in its own separate mailer in order to meet USPS’s requirements for letter shipping.
USPS INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS PACKAGE SHIPPING - ARRIVES IN 6-10 BUSINESS DAYS (tracking included - rigid mailer, small package, or box)
- Orders that contain greeting card boxed sets of 6 cards or more will require a package and shipping costs will depend on the dimensions and weight and destination of your order.
- Please note that, you, the customer are responsible for claiming packages held by customs and for paying any possible custom fees.

Order today to get by May 3-8
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Ships from Solon, OH

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Most orders are processed within 1-3 *business days- business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Larger orders (50-500+ cards) take more time and usually ship within 3-7 business days. We do our best to get orders shipped out as quickly as possible, but please keep in mind we're a very small staff with lots of orders! :)
Please note that processing times are separate from shipping times:
First Class Mail- 2-5 business days
Priority Mail 1-3 business days
Please remember these are ESTIMATED delivery times and is in no way guaranteed by USPS or Debbie Draws Funny. Shipping times may be slower during busier seasons like Christmas/Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, and Mother's Day/Father's Day. Please plan accordingly.

I do not create custom cards, but please tell me about your awesome ideas! I'm all ears :)
When I get a lot of requests to make the same thing (like the Trump birthday card) I listen! If it tickles my fancy, I'll add it to my ever growing list of card ideas. And maybe one day something along the lines of what you were looking for could end up in my shop and in retail stores!

In a word, we cannot be responsible for packages that go missing, but we don't want to leave you without a product that you paid for! The truth is, once we ship a package it is literally out of hands & the rest of the job is up to the USPS. On those rare occasions, here's what we do:
If a package is taking a really long time to arrive and the tracking shows that the package is "stuck" somewhere, the customer can choose to:
- Wait (super patiently!) for it to arrive. Please remember that delivery times are only estimates and not guaranteed by Debbie Draws Funny or USPS.
IF YOU NEED IT FAST:
- Message us & Reorder that same product and we'll ship it ASAP. Then return the originally ordered product when it shows up for a refund minus shipping.

The short answer is no; I only sell physical greeting cards.

Several years ago, I sold a few digital files and, unfortunately, my artwork got into the wrong hands. It was reproduced without the original intent of the sale and then resold.
I hope this information helps you understand and appreciate why I do not sell digital files under any circumstances.